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the-knight-of-papfeels:

davestriderslefttesticle:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:



look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty

oh what a booty

the-knight-of-papfeels:

davestriderslefttesticle:

squeakchic:

lurkingjello:

hipstarliner:

mademoisellegush:

kats-in-space:

elasticitymudflap:

charlie-gay:

look at dat booty

show me da booty

gimme the booty

i want the booty

back up the booty

i need the booty

i like the booty

oh what a booty

(Source: canadumb, via alittledoseoflaughter)

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face
he lives a constant torture
he has no mouth
but he must scream

mattisbollywood:

his eyes are wide in horror at the thought of another sweaty farty big mcdonalds patron rumpus dropping itself upon his face

he lives a constant torture

he has no mouth

but he must scream

(Source: theoreticalblogspot, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

(Source: hans--moleman, via fuckyeahsexanddrugs)